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No Sympathy For You!

Dear Society,
As someone who has worked in face-to-face customer service-type industries since age 16, here’s a fun little fact:
The more you complain about how you’re in a rush and we’re taking too long for your precious schedule - chances are - the slower we’ll go. The more you piss us off by acting like an almighty prick, the less we want to help you. It has no effect on us if you don’t have time to finish your sandwich before your lunch break is up, or if you won’t have another chance to cash your check before the bank closes, etc. We’ll still sleep soundly that night. So step off your high horse, and get it through your head that you are not the only customer we help throughout the course of the day, and sometimes you’re going to have to wait for a minute.
Sincerely,
We-Get-Paid-Either-Way

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MY FAVORITE

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liberalforever:

hannahology:

Perfect.

Speaks for itself! 

(Source: raptorific, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

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timeparad0x:

R-MONEY - WILL THE REAL MITT ROMNEY PLEASE STAND UP (FEAT. BARACK OBAMA, NEWT GINGRICH, RICK SANTORUM)

Can I have your attention please.
Can I have your attention please.
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
I repeat. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
We’re gonna have a problem here.
Y’all act like you haven’t seen a Mormon before.
Jaws down on the floor.
I’m not concerned about the very poor.
Got it wrong. Sorry. That’s not what I meant.
I want every American to be in the top one percent.
I’m really named Willard. That’s my first name.
I’m not looking for a colony on the moon. Just for someone to blame.
I like being able to fire people. 
“I’m Newt Gingrich.” You’re fired. 
“I’m Rick Santorum and I’m….” Fired
Boom. Boom. Boom.
“Conservative women love Mitt Romney.” And I love cars and I love lakes.
I’m running or office for Pete’s sake.
With regards to abortion. Pro-life? Pro-choice?
I firmly believe in my own singing voice.

For purple mountains’ majesty, above the fruited plain.
“Where were we at John?”

Uh… with regards to abortion… uh…. 
You can choose your own adventure.
It’s a Republican dementia.
And I’m more concerned about the banks: they’re unable to lend.
Corporations are people my friend.
My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?
Understand I’m an exception. The Obama contraception.
Not a vulture, I’m an eagle.
Look I’m gonna get my lawn cut by illegals.
There will be an influx. Hispanic voters in trucks.
Look, if you don’t believe, I’ll tell you what, ten thousand bucks?
Well, I made a lot of money matter of factually.
I drive a couple of Cadillacs actually.
I have emotion and passion. That’s a joke for the record.
But if you want the soul of America restored,
Come on board. Take your fair share and every
Mormon wave your underwear.
Sing the chorus, papa bear.

I’m Mitt Romney. Yes, I’m the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

I’m Mitt Romney. Yes, I’m the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

(Source: justicefrog, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

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When I’m drinking and my buzz starts to hit me

Ain’t that the truth. Made even better by the fact that it’s Jeremy Renner.

whatshouldwecallme:

Songs that remind me of movies/tv every time I hear them number #3…

"Can’t Take My Eyes Off You" - Frankie Valli

10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger as Patrick singing on the field to Julia Stiles as Kat

Songs that remind me of movies/tv every time I hear them number #3…

"Can’t Take My Eyes Off You" - Frankie Valli

10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger as Patrick singing on the field to Julia Stiles as Kat

Songs that remind me of movies/tv every time I hear them #2…

"This Magic Moment" - The Drifters (even though this picture is a cover)

The Sandlot, after Squints puts the moves on Wendy

Songs that remind me of movies/tv every time I hear them #2…

"This Magic Moment" - The Drifters (even though this picture is a cover)

The Sandlot, after Squints puts the moves on Wendy

Songs that remind me of movies/tv every time I hear them #1. 

Dust in the Wind - Kansas

Old School, Blue’s funeral.

Songs that remind me of movies/tv every time I hear them #1.

Dust in the Wind - Kansas

Old School, Blue’s funeral.

Reblogged from whatshouldwecallme

Jobs

After graduation, when anybody asked if I had gotten a job yet

whatshouldwecallme:

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oathovoblivion:

At first I was like…

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But then I was all…

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Winning

Made it happen.

Mission accomplished.

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allireallywantisyou-:

because you can’t not reblog your president silently jamming out

(via saloandkazak)

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President Obama, yelling at Presidential Candidates after they do nothing to stop the booing of gay soldiers. 

(via gerardthehomosexual-deactivated)